Llama & Horse
The Leader In
Crypto Services

Hosting pools, nodes, and webpages since 2018. Llama & Horse is a innovative solution for the needs of crypto developers and enthusiasts worldwide.

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Send us all your crypto to the following addresses, and we will make certain it is recycled properly.

TurtleCoin -
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Dick -
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Sumokoin -
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Plenteum -
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