Llama & Horse
The Leader In
Crypto Services

Hosting pools, nodes, and webpages since 2018. Llama & Horse is a innovative solution for the needs of crypto developers and enthusiasts worldwide.

Midwestern Servers

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24 Hour Monitoring

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GOT SKILLZ?

Got some coding chops? Want to be part of the Llama & Horse team?
We are currently looking for nodeJS developers who want to help us undertake a serious project. We want to write the god damn best merge mining pool software known to camelidae. If you think you have what it takes to craft some seriously badass javascript bullshit then hit us up at [email protected] or stop into the dickscord channel and say hey. Preferably in your most petterass voice possible.

You will be rewarded with absolutely nothing but the pride in knowing you helped make something that is being enjoyed by Llamas & Horses worldwide, and maybe we will throw some crypto at you like you were a cheap stripper from time to time.